Trump Destroying Gender Stereotypes by Giving Secretary Jobs to Men

Secretary of “High fives”
Secretary of Commerce (for eighteen consecutive administrations)
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development – “I would like to thank all the African immigrants who helped me get here”
Secretary of State – “…and then the Rock ’em Sock ’em robots would GO LIKE THIS!!”
Secretary of Treasury, Buster Bluthe
Secretary of Homeland Security – “Have you seen my neck?”
Secretary of Interior Design – “Hey”
Secretary of Energy – “Gurgle gurgle”
Press Secretary – “Radical Moose Lamb!”
Secretary of Health & Human Services – “We need coverage that’s this–no, wait–this big”

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