Only thing ‘The Last Jedi’ Needed was a Purple-Haired Laura Dern—Oh Wait
According to every major poll in galaxies near and far, far away, the one thing fans were hoping would finally be added to the Star Wars universe: a purple-haired Laura Dern.
And they were not disappointed.
With all the acting chops of a Mark Hamill or Chewbacca, Dern brings with her the kind of potential that could create another classic climactic moment, similar to the one where Luke denied his feelings and his father, Lord Vader.
"Noooooooooooo!" said one faithful fan and part-time critic of the space saga. "We cannot live without her. From the moment we met her in Jurassic Park (who could ever forget the scene where she says 'run' five times and then screams it as she begins to run?), we knew we couldn't live without her."
Some viewers, who have become accustomed to the co...