Star Wars 7 Revealed: The Drone Wars
Star Wars 7 Cast and Title Revealed!
“Not long ago, in a galaxy far, far beyond the reach of justice and peace, a strange and bitter conflict arose on the dark and inhospitable planet known as Yemen.”
So begins the highly anticipated JJ Abrams continuation of the intergalactic epic, Star Wars; and, along with it, the continuation of a worldwide love affair with Wookies, droids, Ewoks, bounty hunters, and the like.
With some of the casting of episode 7 already released, Abrams kept the lead roles and the title of the movie cloaked in mystery…until today.
“I’ve had my eye on the president for a while, actually,” the famed director admitted. ”Politicians are natural actors, which is why so many of them have made the transition from the studio to the hill so seamlessly.”
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