LaVar Ball: “I’m the Last Targaryen”
LaVar Ball, first of his glorious name, has borne a "heavy burden" for far too long, and may the Balls grant him the strength to carry it.
In an emotional (mostly on our end) and entirely exclusive interview, Lord Ball, after much soul-searching, revealed a very intimate and personal detail of his life that he decided he could never not go public with:
"I am the last Targaryen."
At that moment a cold wind blew in from the north and made the trees rustle like living things. Our key grip annoyingly noted that someone opened a window at that moment, but he's also an idiot.
"I know I've said a lot of things in the past," Lord Ball admitted. "And I know that, technically, I'm saying something now because words are coming out of my mouth; but I'm not just saying things to say them....