Silver Lining Burns Local Man’s Retina
Area resident, Luke Forthings, went home from the hospital today with what doctors described as blindness.
"Yeah, he can't see anymore," Dr. Richard Terdson said.
In more technical terms, it seems that Luke has suffered permanent damage from extreme solar retinopathy after taking part in a local hunt for sliver linings. Apparently, he and his book club regularly go out on partly cloudy days and spend hours and hours just looking up at the sun.
"Oh it's the best!" exclaimed internet influencer, Apple, who was with Luke earlier at the hospital. "We're reading a new book called If You Don't See a Silver Lining then You're Dumb by Sarah Noyeen and it has lit-er-a-lly changed our lives! I guess it's probably changed Luke's the most now. So jelly."
"Hm. Well, the UV light from the su...