Al Franken Apologizes for Being too Loving
Al Franken, dogged by multiple, mistaken harassment claims and photographic evidence, bravely faced the public and released a statement of apology--privately, through his representative.
"I am a warm person," Senator Franken said openly (and warmly, we might add). "I like to hug people. And when I say hug people, I mean ALL of people - I leave no part un-hugged. I especially feel like the lower back area is sad all the time because it goes without hugs, so I try to make up for that by hugging it with my hands, mostly."
"And if they mistook that for something else, then I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm too loving."
Senator Franken (D) of Minnesota has been serving politically for almost ten years now, and serving up hugs for much, much longer.
As seen in the captured image above, Mr...