To Introverts ‘Social Distancing’ is just Called Life
Local introvert, Phil Koff, has a big grin pasted on the inside of his face whenever he hears someone remind him to keep a safe "social distance".
"It's like reminding me to act normal," Mr. Koff said with a wry gleam in his eye. "It's like telling a duck to quack. It's like telling a cheetah to run really fast. 'Now, cheetie, don't forget to run as fast as you can when chasing that antelope. Apparently, all I have are animal metaphors."
According to official health entities, "social distancing" is defined as the reduction of human social interaction in an effort to prevent the spread of infectious disease. Officials are encouraging everyone to practice this whenever possible.
"You want us to crawl into a deep dark hermit hole and not talk to or see anyone for possibly months? No proble...