Local Man Accused of Sneezing just for the Attention
Area resident and father of two, Harry Fits, was accused yesterday of sneezing under false pretenses. Initially, neighbors thought nothing of the first two; and according to eye-witnesses, they were willing to wait it out and give him a "God bless you" even after the fifth and sixth one.
But when he reached twelve, they had had enough.
"Come on," said one angry neighbor in an irritated voice, slowly drawing out each word while rolling her eyes. "Have you ever heard of someone sneezing eighteen times! In a row! It's ridiculous and we shouldn't have to stand for it."
Another cul-de-sac comrade said, "It would be one thing if his fraudulent fit were done quietly, but no, he has to scream while doing it too? You know what I'm talking about - those people that feel the need to sca...