Pop Music to Add a Third Chord
A representative for Pop Music, formerly a rep for Bubblegum Pop, and before that, Cotton Candy Pop, recently announced a major change for the genre:
A new chord.
The official, Mr. Brad Lissener, made the announcement in the wake of revelations that World Music was getting rid of one because it had way too many.
"Today marks the beginning of a new era for our genre," began Mr. Lissener. "After years and years of making songs that really could all be mashed together into one 2,000 hour-long song, we have decided to increase the number of official, distinct chords to three."
Yanni, the current spokesman for his own "genre", saw the move as a step in the right direction:
"First of all, I would like to take this opportunity to thank the world for making me: right out of its bea...