Study: Oreo’s Gateway Snack to Harder Snacks
Oreo's best when crunched up and snorted
A study was published a while ago by scientists who are finally focusing on something we care about: the Oreo cookie.
Their findings only confirmed what the public has felt down in their guts for some time–something which can best be summed up in the wise words of Mr. Stuart Mackenzie: “They put an addictive chemical in it that makes ya crave it fortnightly!” (should be read in a Scottish accent)
Apparently, the ingredients found in the famous American cookie have the same effect on the brain as various addictive drugs such as cocaine and morphine, which explains why some rats were found in the corner putting the creamy center into gram-sized plastic baggies.
As soon as the results were released, a statement was issued by the Food and Drug...