Improved Terms for Known Stuff
As culture changes, language does, too. So must lexicons. Dictionaries of the world, the following are offered for your delight and edification.
machina vomitorum: Those "thrill" rides at amusement parks that inspire a terror which can quickly have digestive consequences.
genetic freaks: That 0.00001% of the population whose greyhound torsos, giant eyes, and abyssal cheeks qualify them as super-models.
the churchmice professions: Teaching or the humanities as careers.
In and Out: fast-food-induced diarrhea (which, ironically, never happens at the CA burger chain In and Out).
Chichis con Huevos: Hooters Restaurant. Also the answer to a Mexican joke: What do honeymooners have for breakfast?
johnshock: One's natural reaction, while sitting in a Port-a-Potty, when a stranger...