BREAKING NEWS: Narcolepsy on the Ri–
--ise, according to new repor----t
A---------------------study was released last week detailing a dramatic increase in the number of people who battle with narco---------------------------tics, wait, excuse me, narcolepsy. I'm sure that plenty of people struggle with narcotics too.
According to the report, this affects regular people,
celebrit---------ies,
--------former pre---------
--------sidents (shhh, God can't tell),
vice *nod* presidents,
new---------------s anchors,
------------------huh? Oh, judges,
a------------------ctors
and most of China apparently.