Multiverse Spotted by Scientists in the Pacific Northwest
Real Multiverse or man in Multiverse costume?
A small team of Washingtonian scientists claim to have definitive proof of a certain large, hairy beast that has escaped them for years:
The Multiverse.
A cloud of skepticism and doubt has surrounded the elusive creature for so long due to lack of any physical proof--after much searching--despite the sheer number of multiverses that would have to exist to maintain a breeding population.
"I ain't never seen one of dem multiverses 'fore," said local hunter Ernie Gurney. "I seen a Big Foot and I's dang well seen a UFO plenty times, but not dat."
When asked why the multiverse only seemed to be spotted by groups of eager scientists out looking for it, the team had this to say:
"It's plausible that many have seen evidence of one before but were...