Tag: men and women

Science Confirms Men and Women not the Same Under their Pants
5Feb By jeff24 Comments
Sci-Tech

Science Confirms Men and Women not the Same Under their Pants

"It seems you have a penis, sir," confirms doctor. Men and women around the world are discovering their bodies are different...in the strangest of places. Billions of men are reporting one form of genitalia and billions of women are reporting something quite the opposite - and these two (what seem to be) puzzle pieces are leaving everyone puzzled. "I just never look down there," admitted college student Robbie Fernandez. "I mean, why would I? But let me tell you, when I did, I was seriously freaked out. I thought, 'THIS does not look normal'. I'm just lucky the doctor knew what it was." Robbie's local physician, Dr. Ido Noh, had his suspicions but did not want to make any hasty judgments. "When Mr. Fernandez came in and showed me, I have to say I wasn't 100 percent certain....
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Local Barbecue Found with Weapons Grade Masculinity
30Jan By jeff21 Comments
U.S.

Local Barbecue Found with Weapons Grade Masculinity

FORT WORTH--An area residence is under investigation tonight after a vigilant neighbor, Sarah Noyeen, called in to report "dangerous levels of masculine behavior" happening right over their shared fence. According to the neighbor, every weekend, Nathaniel Keen gets together with a group of man friends to mansplain the world's issues and do God-else-knows-what. "They drink tons of beer, tell inappropriate jokes, and even wrestle each other on the ground!" Sarah said with eyes widening. "They're gross and needed to be stopped." At Sarah's behest, a Neighborhood Watch team was assembled and sent to the house, along with two local security guards who normally patrol the area. The head of the Watch told us that she uncovered a stash of over 100 bottles of homemade BBQ sauce in the ki...
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Local Man Saves Commute by Keeping his Knees at a Normal Distance
6Jan By Brooke Eliot10 Comments
Local Man

Local Man Saves Commute by Keeping his Knees at a Normal Distance

Local commuter, Glenn Bekk--not to be confused with Glenn Beck, the conservative radio personality--has been deemed a hero this week as he publicly grasped the concept of “Man Spread”. The heroic effort took place at rush hour, Monday morning. Commuters were astonished to see the effort put into the deed itself. “It was magical,” said one female commuter. “He saw that I was sitting next to him, and he actually gave me the room to exist; I could not be believe it!” Neither could her pet Chihuahua, Mrs. Kernal, who yipped and jumped during the whole interview. An MTA worker who witnessed the event, watched in disbelief. “It's one of those stories that you hear about by the water cooler, but to actually be there - right in the action - man, what an experience,” he stated. “It's almost as i...
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Area Man Asks Wife if She’s on Her Exclamation Point Again
9Mar By jeff11 Comments
Local Man

Area Man Asks Wife if She’s on Her Exclamation Point Again

Local Dallas resident, Eric Naughtbright, was shocked by the punctuation-filled response he received after asking his wife of eight years if she was having her exclamation point again. They had only been married a short time but Eric thought he was making real strides in his ability to understand and communicate with the opposite sex, especially during monthly times of difficulty. Since he had learned very quickly what not to call it, he was taking a new approach.  Needless to say, he's still in the learning stages. "I don't understand," Eric said.  "I mean, why just have a boring old period when you can really make a statement?  I thought it would be empowering." It wasn't. And after seeing the damage he had done, he did his best to salvage his relationship.  And his life. ...
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