Local Man has been Lying about Gluten Allergy the Whole Time
Local resident and accountant, Barry Bishop, has been accused this week of lying about his severe gluten allergy. The incident took place at his neighbor’s Sunday night football party, where Barry was seen consuming large amounts of Bud Light and pepperoni pizza.
Based off his previous allergy claims, attendees were horrified to see Mr. Bishop partaking in such reckless behavior.
“I am shocked,” said one dismayed neighbor. ”I have seen him keel over in pain from just looking at a muffin - I don’t know what to feel anymore.” In a form of protest, she recently made a picket sign, depicting Mr. Bishop’s face superimposed onto a piece of bread. “I make signs to cope with my pain - this experience is no exception.”
Host of the party, Melvin Cartwright, shed some light on the depravity. “I bo...