Kid would have Totally Beaten the Entire Game if it hadn’t Cheated
Little Bobby Clump got all the way to the last level of his favorite video game the other day when it happened again.
"I was at the big brain!" Bobby exclaimed to his mother as she unloaded the groceries from the car. "At the BRAIN!" he shouted, enunciating the word "brain" so the significance wouldn't be lost on her.
"Bobby, I don't know what you're talking about," replied his woefully ignorant mother, sadly detached and uninformed about the great evils that he had been trying to defeat and the incomparable skill that it takes to defeat them.
"That stupid game! It cheats!" he yelled at his brother, Timmy, who nodded sympathetically, knowing exactly what his older, wiser brother was talking about.
Timmy, feeling a wave of commiseration, spent the next twenty minutes explaining...