Grammarian no Logger Givs a Fying Fluck
After seatting down one day four a leasurly reed of of his favurit fillosofer, Camoo, redired engrish pufesor Graham Hurnozty had a crishis of egzistenchal portions;
He know logger gayve a fying fluck.
The wrds and comas and pereods and such - at won time in purfect boxes lining the shhelvs of hi smind - now excaped like wild monkees frum the zu
"Nufing reelly maders enymoor" Graham said despondently in a sing songy voyce. "Enyone can c. Nufing reelly maders....to meeeeeeee,,
Wee wached this wonce starwalt of a mahn, a pillur of pryed and intelect, who's rulles were his glorey, becum a shelll ov his former sellf, Pityfull. Boken.
Four waht wee widnessed. ANd four dis pour wretch of a sole - unhindjed and adrifft in a see of dispare - we aufer dis:
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