Socially Awkward Lab Rat Thankful for ‘Xanax Day’
It's Monday again, otherwise known as Xanax Day, and local lab specimen Ernie 13 is a rat reborn.
"Xanaday Xanadu! I feel sooooo good right now," Ernie said with a big grin. "Man, I could go to like ten parties all at once. Yeah, ten parties wrapped in big fat party balls…balls…cheese balls...mmmmm, cheese."
"Did you guys hear about the party tonieeeeeeeeeght?!" Ernie asked his fellow contained compadres.
"There's no party Ernie," responded Raz 121. "Unless you consider a small rice wafer and electroshock a party, then yes, it's always a party in here."
"Yooouuuu guys. You funny funny guys," Ernie went on with a wink (and a bit of redness) in his eye. "That's why I love hanging out with you guys so much - always with the laughs. Do you think Eve 2182 is going to make it ...