I Drank Celery Juice for a Month and I didn’t Pee out My Butt Nearly as Much as I thought I would Have
Celery juice, as Instagrammers know, is full of miraculous surprises. I, for one, was surprised at how many solids I had while on my month-long green juice fast.
Other surprises along my incredible journey:
*How many people read my article - even though it's like the 20th one covering the exact same thing.
*How many near-death experiences I had (I didn't realize you were supposed to actually, you know, eat food too). Some bloggers have referred to one of the benefits of drinking celery juice as entering a state of "zen bliss"; well, take food out of your diet for a few weeks and you will reach a whole new level.
*How many diseases it healed me of (one that I definitely had and countless other diseases I didn't even know about!).
*How much green I went through - and I'm no...