Satire Accuses the Real World of Plagiarism

EARTH—The third planet from the sun is in serious trouble again and this time it’s not global warming.

One week ago, representatives from the law offices of Irony, Mockery, Wit, and Fred notified the blue and green satellite that their client, Mrs. Satire, was officially taking it to court (location still being decided) on charges of plagiarism, intellectual property theft, and conspiracy.

Because of our vast connections, Iron E-News was able to obtain an abbreviated list of some of the evidence being presented in the case. We offer it to you for free:

The same people that told us it was going to happen in the 1^st century, in 1792, in 1988, in 1989, and then (everyone’s personal favorite) in Y2K, are now saying the world will officially end in the year 2012. *Both Hollywood and Earth are included in the charges of conspiracy.

A billionare making a fake run for the presidency on a platform of “Trumped” up charges and the tease of releasing his net worth to an anxious world.

A man-god not paying attention to the “birthers” and saying he will run for president even though he, admittedly, is from Mars.

A Nobel Peace Prize winner offering a murderous dictator (Gbagbo) full amnesty and a teaching position at an American University.

The same prize winner not shutting down an infamous prison known for its torture and abuse of human rights.

A media largely silent on these last two issues.

A terrorist’s son believing his father’s burial at sea was what demeaned his family and not the fact that his father was a terrorist.

Celebrities becoming politicians, politicians becoming celebrities, and normal people encouraging both.

The democratic, free West setting up and supporting dictators and the undemocratic Middle East fighting for their freedom by setting up and supporting democracy.

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Though an official court date has yet to be announced, Mrs. Satire has told us she feels it is imminent and that her case against the world is fairly solid.