Area Man Asks Wife if She’s on Her Exclamation Point Again

Local Dallas resident, Eric Naughtbright, was shocked by the punctuation-filled response he received after asking his wife of eight years if she was having her exclamation point again.

They had only been married a short time but Eric thought he was making real strides in his ability to understand and communicate with the opposite sex, especially during monthly times of difficulty.

Since he had learned very quickly what not to call it, he was taking a new approach.  Needless to say, he’s still in the learning stages.

“I don’t understand,” Eric said.  “I mean, why just have a boring old period when you can really make a statement?  I thought it would be empowering.”

It wasn’t.

And after seeing the damage he had done, he did his best to salvage his relationship.  And his life.

“I asked her if there was anything I could do to help–like maybe get the pills–and that’s when it hit the fan.”

Here are just a few of her remarks:

“What the #%*%*$#@** SH&$@ is wrong with you?! Don’t you ever #%*%*$#@** say that again, you #$#% Faced &$#@%#!! I’ll shove a &$#&% exclamation point right up your %#@!!

Eric was not available for a follow-up comment.

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