Local Dad Says Belly didn’t Just happen Over Night

Area father, Rich Stout, has been in the spotlight recently for something that he says he’s been working on for a number of years: his impressive belly.

According to him, there is a prevalent misconception that such a generous protrusion of cushion pushin’ is something that is easy to attain.

“This (holding his bowlful of jelly) took me years,” Rich confessed. “But a lot of people don’t get that – they think that a ‘dad gut’ is something that is just handed out to you when you become a father, which is crazy.”

Multiple studies have shown that 95% of dads across the country don’t get the ideal belly until 7 to 10 years into their marriage. To note, the results were the same regardless of changes in demographic.

“Diet is key,” Mr. Stout continued. “You’re not gonna get this kind of dad-bod by drinking water and eating kale all the time. I saw this poor soul at a restaurant the other day – he was eating a kale salad – and I could hear his belly crying out for justice. Sad.”

It seems Mr. Stout, somewhat of a representative for dads, babas, peres, and papas all around the world, is finally getting the recognition he deserves.

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