LONDON, ONTARIO–In a highly publicized press conference yesterday, Scooter Braun, manager of Canadian teen-pop idol Justin Bieber, revealed that the young star is seeking professional help for what he describes as “recurring, almost debilitating, normal thoughts”.
“Justin has had a serious relapse, but he is getting the help he needs,” said Braun. “Our team of celebrity psychiatrists have assured me that Justin will not suffer any long-term effects from these thoughts and that he will be back to spreading Bieber Fever in no time.”
According to sources close to the Biebers, the incident occurred after Justin witnessed his half-brother put his pant legs on one at a time. This supposedly caused the pop sensation to crawl up into the fetal position and call out, “Baby, No! Baby, baby, NO!.
Mr. Braun and his head psychiatrist, Ayma Kwak, went on to divulge that, although this was not the first time this sort of thing had happened, it was definitely the most pronounced.
“Justin is young and still a bit naive,” reported Dr. Kwak. “Take, for example, the issue with the blue jeans. It’s baffling to realize that he doesn’t know that real superstars put their pants on two legs at a time. It’s one of the things that makes them special and sets them apart from the little people. It’s also just really cool.
“But this is an easy issue to deal with–at least on the surface.” Dr. Kwak went on. “Underneath, however, we still have some work to do. In my professional opinion, Justin needs to become a belieber in Bieber as so many millions have come to belieb in him and idolize him for his unbeliebableness. If he can do this, then he can finally put all of these silly thoughts of normalcy behind him forever.”
If you wish for to grow your familiarity just keep visiting this web page and
be updated with the latest information posted here.
Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said
“You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!
smooth piano jazz
midnight
peaceful music
japanese samurai lofi hip hop mix
coffee noise
jazz music
study music
Trap /Bass Japanese Type Beat 2023
cosy bedroom ambience
relaxing october jazz
soothing piano
Great post! We are linking to this great content on our website.
Keep up the great writing.
Have you ever thought about adding a little bit more than just
your articles? I mean, what you say is valuable and everything.
However think about if you added some great pictures or videos to give
your posts more, “pop”! Your content is excellent but
with images and videos, this website could certainly be one of the best in its niche.
Fantastic blog!
motivational music
relaxing music for stress relief
heavenly harp
water sounds
… [Trackback]
[…] Read More here to that Topic: ironenews.org/justin-beiber-seeks-counseling-after-struggling-with-normal-thoughts/ […]
Its like you read my thoughts! You appear to grasp so much approximately this, like you wrote the e-book
in it or something. I think that you could do with a
few percent to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is wonderful
blog. A fantastic read. I will certainly be back.
Wow that was strange. I just wrote an extremely long comment but after I clicked submit my
comment didn’t appear. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all
that over again. Regardless, just wanted to say superb blog!
After checking out a handful of the blog posts on your web site, I seriously appreciate your technique of writing a blog.
I bookmarked it to my bookmark site list and
will be checking back soon. Please check out my website too and tell me what you think.
Fantastic beat ! I would like to apprentice even as you amend your
website, how could i subscribe for a blog web site? The account helped me a
appropriate deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this
your broadcast offered shiny transparent concept
You’re so interesting! I don’t believe I’ve read through a single thing like this before.
So nice to find someone with unique thoughts on this
subject. Really.. thank you for starting this up.
This web site is something that’s needed on the internet, someone with a little originality!