I Drank Celery Juice for a Month and I didn’t Pee out My Butt Nearly as Much as I thought I would Have

Celery juice, as Instagrammers know, is full of miraculous surprises. I, for one, was surprised at how many solids I had while on my month-long green juice fast.

Other surprises along my incredible journey:

*How many people read my article – even though it’s like the 20th one covering the exact same thing.

*How many near-death experiences I had (I didn’t realize you were supposed to actually, you know, eat food too). Some bloggers have referred to one of the benefits of drinking celery juice as entering a state of “zen bliss”; well, take food out of your diet for a few weeks and you will reach a whole new level.

*How many diseases it healed me of (one that I definitely had and countless other diseases I didn’t even know about!).

*How much green I went through – and I’m not talking about celery. Well, yes, I am. But I’m mostly talking about money.

New Juicero: $400 USD

Celery juice 3x daily for 30 days: $200 USD

Totally worth it though! As any green drinker or goop reader will know, making this trip to the celery Mecca, as I call it, is an invaluable investment in your future you! And don’t be surprised if you’re as surprised as I was at all of its surprises.

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