ESPN Analyst Points out Patriots Always Win when He Points out Certain Statistics

ESPN analyst and NFL Live commentator, Stu Stishous, has stumbled on a powerful statistic that may just tip the odds in the Patriots favor: the statistic of him reading the right statistics.

On Sunday February 3rd, the New England Patriots will face off against the St. Louis Rams in Super Bowl 53 – what they don’t know is that the game may have already been decided.

“If I read the right set of stats on Brady and the Pats as I have in the past,” Stu revealed, “I will cause the Rams to lose. That’s mind-blowing.”

“And these aren’t stats like ‘Tom always wins when he pictures it in his mind beforehand’; they’re stats like ‘Tom is 10-2 against Pittsburgh in his career (including playoffs), with a 115.1 passer rating’. Think about that. But then you have to take into account that ‘The Patriots have never lost back-to-back Tom Brady starts in a season and gone on to win the Super Bowl’ – that’s another real statistic.”

When asked what would happen if another analyst discovered another set of statistics to tip the odds in favor of the Rams, Stu demurred.

“I don’t deal in hypotheticals, I deal with numbers. You may have heard of it – it’s called math.”

It seems that, regardless of what the world wants, the Patriots are going to win this Sunday.

*Don’t forget to place your bets at Statbets.com

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