Ahmadinejad Creates Fascistbook–The Cure for the Lonely Dictator

TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK.

It is quickly becoming a hit with autocrats everywhere.

“I love it,” Putin put in. “It’s almost as beautiful as my body.  Almost.”

In an extremely candid and colorful interview with Iron E-News, the Iranian leader showed us his vulnerable side and talked about how his important position and responsibilities have not come without their costs.

“Being a beloved despot is not as easy or glamorous as some might think,” Ahmadinejad revealed. “There are too few leaders who can relate, you know—who do what I do day in and day out. Honestly, it’s lonely at the top of tyranny.”

So Mahmoud, while working with Microsoft on his latest censorship programs, created an innovative networking site as “a solution to the strain.”

“We dictators need a place to connect with each other and share what’s going on in our lives. I mean, where else can Mugabe and Jong Il upload photos of genocide or post videos of ballistic missile tests, and then comment on them? Not to mention the fun factor, too. The other day, Omar and Than Shwe both added me as a friend!”